How high is your IQ?
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What's the most intellectual way to respond when someone asks 'How high is your IQ?'
'High enough to know that's a rude question.'
'Higher than the number of times I've been asked that.'
'Let me calculate... carry the one... it's a secret!'
'I prefer to measure my intelligence in units of pizza slices.'
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02/5
If your brain were a superhero, what would its most useless superpower be?
The ability to remember every single jingle from 90s commercials.
Perfectly recalling what you dreamed last night but forgetting why you entered a room.
Instantly knowing the weather... by looking out the window.
Solving complex math problems only while sleepwalking.
03/5
What's the ultimate test of true intelligence in daily life?
Successfully assembling IKEA furniture without leftover screws.
Remembering all your passwords without using 'password123'.
Figuring out which USB plug goes in on the first try.
Keeping a houseplant alive for more than six months.
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04/5
Which activity would most impress an alien visiting Earth?
Explaining why we put little hats on snowmen.
Creating memes that make people laugh globally.
Inventing a language just for ordering coffee ('venti half-caf...').
Having serious debates about whether pineapple belongs on pizza.
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What's the smartest thing you can do with a high IQ?
Use it to get out of awkward social situations gracefully.
Pretend you don't have one to avoid people asking for favors.
Calculate the exact optimal Netflix-to-sleep ratio.
Finally understand the plot of Inception... or at least pretend to.
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