How high is your IQ?
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01/5
Your friend asks 'How high is your IQ?' You respond:
'Higher than my credit score!'
'Let me check my crystal ball...'
'About tree fiddy.'
'I'm still waiting for the results from my pet hamster.'
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02/5
If intelligence were measured in pizza slices, how many could you eat in one sitting?
Just one, I'm a sophisticated nibbler.
The whole pizza, plus the box for good measure.
I calculate the optimal slice-to-satisfaction ratio.
I'm still debating pineapple as a topping.
03/5
When faced with a complex problem, your first instinct is to:
Formulate a 10-step plan with flowcharts.
Ask Siri, Alexa, and Google simultaneously.
Take a nap and hope it solves itself.
Blame it on Mercury being in retrograde.
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04/5
Your idea of 'mental exercise' is:
Solving quantum physics equations for fun.
Remembering where you left your keys.
Deciding which Netflix show to binge next.
Arguing with strangers on the internet.
05/5
If you were a superhero, your power would be:
Super-intelligence that saves the world daily.
The ability to find parking spots instantly.
Making perfect avocado toast every time.
Forgetting why you walked into a room.
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