Test your IQ,: smart or stupid?
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01/5
If a pizza is cut into 8 slices and you eat 2, what percentage of your dignity have you lost?
0% - You're a hero
25% - Still respectable
50% - Questionable life choices
100% - No regrets, only pizza
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02/5
A chicken and a duck are racing. The chicken crosses the road, but the duck takes a shortcut through a pond. Who wins and why?
Chicken - Determination beats shortcuts
Duck - Smart planning always wins
Neither - They stop for coffee
The farmer - He catches both for dinner
03/5
You find a time machine that only goes forward 15 minutes. What's the most productive use of it?
Skip boring meetings
See if your toast is ready
Check tomorrow's lottery numbers
Fast-forward through commercials
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04/5
If you could have any superpower but it only works on Tuesdays, what would you choose?
Flight - Tuesday sky tours
Invisibility - Skip awkward conversations
Teleportation - Avoid Tuesday traffic
Super intelligence - For Tuesday trivia night
05/5
What's the best way to respond when someone says 'You're not as smart as you think you are'?
'That's what my smart side wants you to think'
'I know, I'm even smarter'
'My thoughts are too complex for your brain'
'Wait, I need to think about that...'
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